I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
There r osticjed everywhere
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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