it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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