ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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