just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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