So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
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I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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