i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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