So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
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I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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