you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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