can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
This house was built for laser tag.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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