Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
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So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I am available for nakedness
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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