He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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