She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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