Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
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The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
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You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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