Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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