I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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