Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Randomize
