Is it normal to miss your booty call?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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