ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Man, jail baloney is awful.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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