we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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