omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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