as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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