This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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