In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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