yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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