This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
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He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
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guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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