you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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