I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
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When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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