Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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