2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I love you.
Bad choice
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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