I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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