i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
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I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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