wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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