Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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