Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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