You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
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I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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