it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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