I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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