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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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