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Puke
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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