I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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