Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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