U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
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