I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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