I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
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I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
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I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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