David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
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Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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