we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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