So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
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remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
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