Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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