ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
We were destined to go to rehab together
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direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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