There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
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It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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