Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Randomize
