you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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