i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
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My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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