? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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